Caffeinated Menace: “The Wifey”
Cute? Sure. Approachable? Absolutely fucking not. 🐿️🤘
Meet the woodland menace who looks like she survives exclusively on caffeine, bad decisions, and a playlist your mother would hate. This Bleed & Bloom design takes your innocent neighborhood squirrel and gives her the full emo treatment—messy blonde hair, piercings, fishnets, checkered kicks, mushrooms, enough caffeine to kill a Victorian child, and exactly zero patience for your bullshit.
Equal parts woodland creature, elder-emo chaos, and “I’m only here because somebody said there’d be coffee.” Perfect for the alt girls, emo moms, mushroom collectors, caffeine addicts, former scene kids, and anyone who has ever wanted to flip off the world while still looking adorable.
Bleed & Bloom
Cute little woodland creature. Questionable attitude. 😂
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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